As delicious as Hitler’s piss.
Are they gonna hit me with the stick?
That’s the first time Scott and I peed in the sink.
By that time, they’re tired of hearing us say, “Car fuckers.”
Skirts: fantastic. Best thing in the summer.
We always played hookers at four in the morning when it was cold in the winter.
It’s Joe Whack-Off Hour!
Being Canadian is like being Jewish.
I hope we are remembered as good value for the dollar.
I’m not going to marry the gorilla!
Blind people from Mars?
We’re trying to draw a Star of David on America.
His other license plate says, “Who says I’m gay?”
Is there anyway to get a bootleg of the whole chat? Or game footage?