These are the Kids I know

As delicious as Hitler’s piss.

Are they gonna hit me with the stick?

That’s the first time Scott and I peed in the sink.

By that time, they’re tired of hearing us say, “Car fuckers.”

Skirts: fantastic. Best thing in the summer.

We always played hookers at four in the morning when it was cold in the winter.

It’s Joe Whack-Off Hour!

Being Canadian is like being Jewish.

I hope we are remembered as good value for the dollar.

I’m not going to marry the gorilla!

Blind people from Mars?

We’re trying to draw a Star of David on America.

His other license plate says, “Who says I’m gay?”

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