![]() | The chills: If I were any more frozen, I’d be peeing icicles. |
![]() | Congestion: I’m so congested I’m afraid people on the El will think I’m a mouth-breather. |
![]() | Cold feet: My circulation has a short circuit. |
![]() | Dry skin: Death Valley’s got nothing on my parched skin. |
![]() | Bad mood: This sunless, freezing weather is giving me a case of the grumps. |
![]() | Aches and pains: My muscles are killing me from [insert hard-core sports activity here]. |
![]() | Dry face: My face is flakier than a French pastry. |
![]() | There’s the rub: Are those expensive spa upgrades just a trick or a real treat? |
![]() | Believe it or not: When it comes to New Agey spa treatments, one person’s hokum is another’s cure. |