Bet on summer’s inescapable song.
The front-runner
“I Do Not Hook Up,” Kelly Clarkson
Why was this giddy ditty sitting in a can for years? Sticks in your head better than Tyra Banks’s extensions.
The hometown favorite
“Wilco (the Song),” Wilco
It bears an uncanny resemblance to “Werewolves of London,” but it worked for Kid Rock.
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The unfortunate“Boom Boom Pow,” Black Eyed Peas
Calling this slapdash crunk-puke a hot mess might give it too much thermodynamic credit. But raps like “steppin’ on leprechauns / shittin’ on ya’ll” always seem to score commercial success.
The generic
“Love Sex Magic,” Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake
This Janet…er, Beyon…er, Ciara song sizzles. The only roadblock is National Timberlake Fatigue.
The long shot
“So Human,” Lady Sovereign
Throw this Cure-sampling raspberry on a Seth Rogen trailer and M.I.A. might actually go missing in action.