Heard on the street

I read your “25 things about me” today. Wow, I didn’t know you were such a fan of cheese!

There are a certain number of hours I need to blog just to, like, live.

All the good man-boys are taken.

So, I just made an appointment with a career counselor and I feel like an asshole.

Bernie Madoff took a dump on my free trip to Israel this year.

He’s the boy that will break her out of her oppressive virgin prison.

Personally, I never cease raising the roof.

I can’t help it if I’m so super awesome and she knows it and wants to be surrounded by the awesome.

It can be our special magic that we spread to people on Milwaukee Avenue.

I’m not a douche; I don’t have enough muscle tone.

They didn’t want a gay boy-bander in space.

Are you still pissed? To make it up, I’ll do that thing I don’t like to do.

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