LONGEST DOG
The Tommy Lee at Rockstar Dogs
(801 N Ashland Ave, 312-421-2364; $8)
Sure, there are other foot-longs in the city, but none evoke such vivid imagery. So pay homage to the T-Bone with this Hep C–free (yick, just the thought) dog. Feeling inspired? The stripper pole’s ready and waiting.—Julia Kramer
NOTE: Rockstar Dogs is no longer open.