Tampopo (1985)
THE SCENE A man and woman make out by passing a raw egg yolk back and forth into each other’s mouths.
WHAT YOU’LL NEED An egg, egg-separating skills and a lax attitude toward salmonella
DIRECTIONS Unlike whipped cream or strawberries, this is not something you’re going to want to spring on your partner. So your first move is to explain that you want to incorporate raw eggs into your sex life. Everything still cool? Then proceed like so: Crack the egg, separate the yolk from the white and drop the yolk into your mouth. Do not chew, and do not swallow. Instead, grab your partner and gently pass the yolk from your mouth to his or hers. Your partner should then do the same to you. Things should go on like this, the tension building until the yolk breaks, at which point you should start huffing as if it was you, and not the egg yolk, that just exploded.