Stick it to the uneducated proletariat with a straightforward ’do. Bonus: It works even on the destitute illiterate.
What’s more fun than riding around in a stretch Hummer? Combing it.
Let the dollars do the work for you. Visible from the Kennedy.
Is this some kind of joke? Yes, actually. The above was part of TOC's 2008 April Fool's issue. Read more about it here.