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WINNER Darwin’s
It’s the details—juicy, perfectly charred meat; a grilled challah roll; and Parmesan- and parsley­-dusted tempura-style fries—that make this Bucktown pub’s burger a winner. It doesn’t hurt that Darwin’s offers the same delicious burger (presented on a funky, sculptural three-part plate) every day of the week for $8.50; lowering the price hardly cheapens the experience. $2 on Tuesdays starting at 5pm; cheese costs another buck. 1935 N Damen Ave, 773-252-8530

#2 Lion Head Pub
Hit up this DePaul meat market for a plump hunk of a burger for a hundred pennies. Upgrade to a “meal”—which includes cheese and fries—for $1 more. 2251 N Lincoln Ave, 773-348-5100, 21 and over to enter

#3 McCormick & Schmick’s
While your inconsiderate professor won’t be letting up on the workload anytime soon, knocking back one of these succulent, hefty half-pounders will at least give you the energy to kick that 15-page paper’s arse. $1.95 with two-drink purchase Mon–Fri 3:30–6:30pm, Mon–Thu 9:30–11pm and all day Sunday. 1 E Wacker Dr, 312-923-7226

#4 O’Donovan’s
A peppery kick sets this burger apart from its low-priced brethren. For best results, be a man and order medium-rare to medium (bloody to bloodyish). $2 with drink purchase on Mondays. 2100 W Irving Park Rd, 773-478-2100

#5 Gamekeeper’s Tavern & Grill
Nothing too out of the ordinary here—just a solid, meaty burger with a toasted bun. Extras, like grilled mushrooms, are available for an upcharge. $2 with drink purchase on Tuesdays. 345 W Armitage Ave, 773-549-0400