 | Visiting ours: Play tourist in your new hometown by taking locals-only treks to attractions you’d normally avoid like the plague—starting with a magnificent day on North Michigan Avenue. |
 | Talk the talk, walk the ’Cock: Will we convince tourists that the Hancock beats the Sears as the spear of choice? |
 | Exile in Crotchville: You can still live the bohemian life in chain-store, stroller-cramped Wicker Park—if you know where to look. |
 | Foreign exchange: Three visitors agree to take their shop class from Water Tower to Wicker Park. |
 | Schlock treatment: Can these Chicago tourist traps really be all that bad? Yeah, pretty much—but some turn out to have more than a few redeeming qualities. |
 | Their kind of town?: Visitors give us a tourist’s-eye view of Chicago. |