Hamburger Mary's
Prices
Average main course: $10.
Description
Could anything be more fabulous than a gay hamburger chain? Not if you're into fried food and burgers so over-the-top that they border on obnoxious. Sandwiches here are less about the meat and more about the toppings: "Buffy (the Hamburger Slayer)" packs in big flavors of red wine and aioli; the "Barbra-Q Bacon Cheeseburger" has so much on it (onion rings, barbecue sauce, bacon) it can hardly be held. If big burgers aren't your thing, head straight for the fried Twinkies; they're just decadent enough to be universally appealing, no matter what team you bat for.
Hours
Lunch, dinner.